Life is a curious thing. It leads us in many directions we
may not expect. We stumble across paths we thought we had left behind and we waste
more hours on Pinterest than we might have originally wished. But in the end,
life leads us safely to our destinations; and for me, a devout follower of the
one and only God, this destination has been specially blessed thanks to my
status as a single white middle-upper-class ‘Murican female still in her roarin’
twenties and with a family fortune coming her way as soon as ol’ Papa kicks the
bucket.
That destination? The world of food blahging. It seems as
though the fabric of the universe itself yearns for me to own this little space
on the interwebs, to work with it tenderly and carefully and weave stories of
love and bourbon and cake mix, to host giveaways with every fiber of my being. Who
am I to question this cosmic duty?
And so I say, welcome, stranger. You have found your safe
place on the internet. Prepare your bellies.
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